On Saturday, the Guardian criticised David Cameron’s hypocrisy for holidaying abroad over Easter instead of in the flood-stricken north of England where he encourages others to go. It told us that Cameron had been bitten by a jellyfish in Lanzarote in 2014.
Bitten? Since when have jellyfish had teeth? Or perhaps, like IDS, they have grown them.
(The Guardian has corrected the online version of the story.)